Chuckle 4501 Classic
Chuckle 4501 Classic
Chuckle 504 (Sent out in Nov 2004)
(Today we have two chuckles sent to us by Rick in Surrey BC.
Thanks Rick!)
~Cheese Farm~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day,
Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman!
A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through
Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a
process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used. She showed the
group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
These, she explained, were the older goats put out to
pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, "What do you do in
America with your older goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus
tours, or make us go play Bingo."
~Enunciate Carefully~
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally
they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their
physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked,
rather trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully,
"I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking
over his glasses, looked her in the eye casually and asked . . . "Was that
one or two words?"
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
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Maxine
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Herman