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Chuckle 4795

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Jerry, you have to read down to the 'chorus line'............ Bev

 (Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mount Vernon WA)

~Humour for the aged! OR the ones almost.~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s) Okay. . A test to see if your brain is still working. Which one do you think is the blonde?  Amazing, I did not see it before. The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up. That's OK, I did not Pass the test EITHER! I KNOW YOU MISSED THE BLONDE ONE!  _______________________________________________________________ Maxine    ________________________________________________________________ 6 Diff’s, Spot 6 Difference’s

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(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Rick R of Surrey BC)

Monday, February 19, 2001 10:16 AM Subject:

~Government ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, What is politics?. Dad says, well son let me try to explain it this way. I`m the head of the family, so let’s  call me Government Your Mom, she raises and protects you, so we will call her  Justice. We`re here to take care of your needs so we will call you the  people. The nanny...we`ll consider her the working class. And your baby  brother we`ll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if that makes  sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night he hears baby brother crying , so he gets up to check on him. He finds baby has severly soiled his diaper. So he goes to his parents room  finds mom sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her he goes to nanny's room, finding the door locked he peaks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with nanny. So he goes back to bed. The next morning he tells his dad," I think I understand politics now"." Good son. Tell me in your own words what you think  politics is all about" The little boy replies, "Well while the Government is  screwing the working class, Justice is sound asleep, the people are being  ignored and the Future is deep in shit."

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 Maxine

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Herman

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~The Elderly! ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and

6 diff's)

 A State Police officer observed a car puttering along the highway at 22 mph.

He turned on his lights and pulled the car over. Approaching the vehicle, he noticed that it contained five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, said, "Officer, I don't understand. I was doing exactly the speed limit. What's the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replied, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? I'm following the posted speed exactly!"

The officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explained that "22"was the route number, not the speed limit. Embarrassed, the woman smiled and thanked him for pointing out her error.

Before letting her go, the officer asked, "Is everyone in this car okay? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."

"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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 Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s

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Chuckle 391 (Sent in July 2004)

(Jayne in Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Stress Indicator~  (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman

I'm not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. 

 Read the full description before looking at the picture. 

The attached photo has 2 almost identical dolphins in it. It was  used in a  case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. 

   A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in  spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences, you may want to take a vacation.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

 

Maybe you can figure out the last word!  If you can reply it to me!!

---Jerry---

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Herman