Chuckle 4822

Chuckle 4822

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~Two Cartoons from Keith~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman!

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Chuckle 4821

Chuckle 4821

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Loving Husband~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Thinking back a few years, living in Fla., I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife was not.

When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and threshing, the horizontal streaming rain, flying roofing iron and parts of houses as well as the unnerving sound-levels, my wife was rooted to the spot. She stared and stared through the glass of the window. Immovable, with her nose pressed to the windowpane.  The stark fear in her eyes will stay with me forever. Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened, I was able to open the door and let her in ...

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Chuckle 4820

 Chuckle 4820

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~The Honeymoon is Over Bob!~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley in the garage.  His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. 

After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.

You probably should also consider selling your Harley and all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, and your fishing gear, and the boat and lose all those stupid model airplanes, plus dump that vintage hot rod sports car, and your home brewing equipment..."

Bob got a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?”

He replied, "There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife”.

"Ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”

Bob replied, “I wasn't.."

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Chuckle 4819

Chuckle 4819

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~Little Johnny at School~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

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