Chuckle 4876
Chuckle 4876
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)
~Classic Lone Ranger~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
The Lone
Ranger was ambushed and captured by a hostile Indian War Party.
The
Indian Chief proclaimed, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger"...
"In
honor of the Buffalo Hunt, you will be sacrificed in three
days."
"Before
we kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?'
The
Lone Ranger said, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nodded and Silver was
brought before the Lone Ranger who whispered in Silver’s ear,
and the horse galloped away.
Later
that evening, Silver returned with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back.
As
the Indian Chief watched, the blonde entered the Lone Ranger's
tent and spent the night.
The
next morning the Indian Chief admitted that he was impressed.
"You
have a very fine and loyal horse, but we will still kill you in two
days. What is your SECOND request?"
The
Lone Ranger again asked to speak to his horse. Silver came
to him, and he again whispered in the horse's ear.
As
before, Silver took off and disappeared over the horizon.
Later
that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returned, this
time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the
blonde.
She
entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night.
The
following morning the Indian Chief said: "You
are indeed a man of many talents, but we will still kill you
tomorrow."
"What
is your LAST request?"
The
Lone Ranger responded, "I'd like to speak to my horse -
alone."
The
Chief was curious, but he agreed, and Silver was brought to the Lone
Ranger's te
Once
they were alone, The Lone Ranger grabbed Silver by both ears, looked him square
in the eye and said,
Listen
Very Carefully! FOR...THE...LAST...TIME...
"BRING POSSE!"
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