Chuckle 5262
Chuckle 5262 Floppy
~Down Goes The Zipper! ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for
the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman)
In
a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for
a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and
it
was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight
to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly
embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to
raise her leg.
Again,
she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So,
a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt
a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again,
much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With
a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more
and again was unable to make the step.
About
this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She
went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How
dare
you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The
Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
friends."
(Today
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Herman