Chuckle 5281 Classic
Chuckle 18 Sent out in June 2003
~Parrot for a Pet ~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 diff’s)
A woman was thinking about
finding a pet to help keep her company
at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful
parrot. It wouldn't
be so much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it
speak.
She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted
a large beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00
"Why so little?" she asked the pet store
owner.
The owner looked at her and said, " Look,
I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution,
and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to
have the parrot anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her
living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then looked at her,
and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but
then thought "that'snot so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from
school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home
from work. The bird looked at him and said "Hi Keith!"
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