Chuckle 2935
(Chuckle 2935)
Gary B of La Habra CA gets today's Chuckle thanks)
~4 Smiles~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'
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Stress Reliever
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have
any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/
For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)
(Find the six differences, answers below)
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