Chuckle 3471
Chuckle 3471
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Nicky H of Florence OR)
~British
Airways~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine
and Herman)
Shortly
after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,
the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your
captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your
captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
Silence
followed. Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was
talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You
should see the front of my pants!"
From the
back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled.......
"For
the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!"
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