Chuckle 3817
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)
~Law Student~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day,
today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to
his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything
about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I
wouldn't be a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you
can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is. If you can't
give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the
question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but
not legal, and neither logical nor legal?
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack
the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an
"A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question
all afternoon, but still cant get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of
his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to
answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither
logical nor legal?
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the
students immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor and asks his
favorite student to answer
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You
see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal,
but not logical.
Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not
legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an
"A", which is neither legal, nor logical."
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Maxine
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Herman
