Chuckle 4040
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)
~"Get out of the car - NOW!!" ~ (Plus: Today in
history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
Get out of the car - NOW!!
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning
to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how
to use it! Get out of the car - NOW!!" The four men didn't wait for a
second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was
so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and
tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered
why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front
seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or
five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the
police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story
couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a
large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior
moment...make it memorable!
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Maxine
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Herman 1-29