Chuckle 4327
Chuckle 4327
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to
Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)
~Ramblings of a Retired OLD Mind~ (Plus: Today in history,
Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
I found this timely,
because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses.
A young lady walks over to me and asks, "what brings you in today?".
I looked at her, and said, I'm interested in buying a
refrigerator. She didn't quite know how to respond. Am I getting to be that
age?
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I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is
those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I
can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.
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You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I
realized that people didn't like me anyway.
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of
missing husbands on beer cans!
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I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
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I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it 'Pumping Rust'.
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it 'Pumping Rust'.
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(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
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Maxine
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Herman