Chuckle 4528

Chuckle 4528

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sun City AZ)

~Romantic Type~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

This is so Beautifully written and also something for all you romantics.--Nancy-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and a retired English teacher of the classics.

The husband a retired Navy Chief was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.  She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.  If you are eating, send me a bite. 

If you are drinking, send me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "On the toilet.  Please advise."

__________________________________________________

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

__________________________________________________

Maxine

__________________________________________

 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s

Chuckle 4527

Chuckle 4527

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~OMG~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

______________________________________________

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

____________________________________________

Maxine

________________________________________________

 Herman

Chuckle 4526

Chuckle 4526

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Oh well! ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

   After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.

So she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What's up ?

Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.

Husband:  Well you don't remember, do you ?
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

You said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.

Moral of story: Never give to a man a simple job that he can mess up, if he can he will !

____________________________________________________

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

_______________________________________________

Maxine

 

__________________________________________________

Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s

Chuckle 4525

Chuckle 4525

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Rabbi~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Jacob and said, "Jacob, I need a favor - I'm sleeping with the rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in temple for an hour after services for me?"

   Jacob not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.

After services, he struck up a conversation with the rabbi asking him all sorts of stupid questions in an effort to keep him occupied.

After some time, the wise rabbi became suspicious and asked, "Jacob what are you really up to with all this?"

 Jacob, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse, confessed to the rabbi "I'm sorry Rabbi, my friend Morris is sleeping with your wife right now and asked me to keep you occupied."

The wise rabbi smiled and, putting a brotherly hand on Jacob's shoulder, said "Jacob I think you'd better hurry home, my wife died two years ago!

This email was cleaned by email Stripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm

____________________________________________________

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

_____________________________________________________

Maxine

________________________________________________________

 Herman