Chuckle 5234 from saved Emails
(This was received in July 2002)
~THE AIRBAGS~( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day,
Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman )
A married couple was driving along a highway doing
sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly
looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty
years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.
He then says,
"I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been
having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better
lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.
"I want the
house," he insists, pressing his luck.
Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.
He says, "I
want the car, too," but she just
drives faster and faster.
By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he
says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."
The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling.
This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there
anything you want?"
The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh,
really," he says, "so what have you got?"
Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife
smiles and says, "The airbag."
(Today
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Maxine at New Years:
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Herman
