Chuckle 5209
Bill
P gets the chuckle thanks for today.
~Butch the Rooster~(Second time around.)
(Plus:
Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Cartoon)
Sarah was in the fertilized egg
business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to
fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup
pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and
attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could
tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the
porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but,
this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to
investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for
cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the
next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show at
Purdue University and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No
Bell Piece Prize" they also awarded him the "Pullet surprise" as
well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and
screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
Vote carefully in the upcoming federal election. You can't always
hear the bells.
( If you don¹t send this on, you're chicken …… no
yolk! )
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Aunty Acid
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Cartoon from my birthday card.