Chuckle 3750 Classic
Chuckle 3750 Classic
Chuckle 284 (Sent out in March 2004)
the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of
course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house
and send you kids to a great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I
LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts
and a queer."
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