Chuckle 4085
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)
~There were two nuns~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
The other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to make love to us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do, of course, is to walk
faster.
A little while later...
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
about what has happened to Sister Logical.
After a while Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow
us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as
fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can
run faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty: Say two
Hail Marys!
______________________________________________
________________________________________________
Maxine
______________________________________________________
Spot the 6 Diff's