Chuckle 4977 Classic
Chuckle
119 ( Sent out in Mar of 2003)
(Thanks
go to Willie and Joy of Sacramento, CA for
this
Chuckle.)
~Two
Pilots:~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine
and
6 Diff’s)
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control
of a Jewish captain.
His
copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've
flown together and an awkward silence between the two
seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once
they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain
activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and
mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No
rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"
"You
people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No,
no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Chuckle 119
Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese,
Chinese, Vietnamese......doesn't matter,
you're all alike!"
There's
a few minutes of silence.
"No
rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly announces.
"Why
not?" asks the captain.
"Jews
sink Titanic."
"Jews
didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain,
it was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg,
Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no
mattah......all same!"
Maxine
Eye
exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s