Chuckle 5392
Chuckle 5392
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to
Phyllis in Pasadena CA)
~Women and other Species~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s
horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s)
Shopping
A W ife
asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of
milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the
husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The
wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He
replied, "They had avocados"
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IT AGAIN CAREFULLY
Water in the carburetor
WIFE:
"There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous
"
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the
carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll
check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the river"
A Frightening Statistic
!
25% of the women in this
country are on medication for mental illness.
That's
scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
He must pay!
Husband
and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mum and said, "He fought with me
again, I am coming to live with you."
Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am
coming to live with you. ”
Today’s
Short Reading From the Bible...
From Genesis: "And
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of
the earth."
Then He
made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed
And Finally:
A man went to the doctor, concerned about his wife's
hearing. "Go back home and say something to her," the
doctor suggested. "Tell me how close you are when she
hears you."
The man went home and saw his wife in the kitchen, cutting
carrots. From 15 feet away, he said, "Honey, what's for
dinner?". . No answer. He walked halfway to her and repeated
the same question. No answer. . Concerned, he stood right behind her and
asked again, 'What's for dinner?"
She turned around and exclaimed, "For the third time, beef
stew!"
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