Chuckle 3961
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)
~ Forest Gump~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day,
today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about
you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up
here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before
we let them in." "Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too
hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a
final exam. It's hard.' ““Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three
questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter
'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is
easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow.
“St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that
wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit
for that answer."
"The next question," said Forest, "How many
seconds are in a year? Twelve." "Twelve?" said St. Peter,
surprised and confused. "Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd
…"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll
have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said Forest, "What
is God's first name? It's Andy." "Andy?" said St. Peter, in
shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?" "I learned it in
church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy
walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run,
Forest, Run!"
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Maxine
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