Chuckle 5367
Chuckle 5367 Classic
Chuckle 651 ( sent out in April 2005)
(Mary in Los Osos gets double thanks for today’s chuckles!)
~Mood Ring~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day,
Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 diff’s)
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a
mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns a
beautiful blue-green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his
forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
~Old Harold~
Old Harold's In the Hospital Harold was an old man. He was
sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this
morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"
The nurse fainted!
Old Harold just smiled!
Don't mess with old people!
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(Today
in History Click)
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http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
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www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
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